Saturday, March 23, 2013

AC92 YVR to EZE via SCL J Class

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The start of a very long and mediocre dinner service




The Toronto departure was late; if the departure board was accurate, we were the last flight to leave the gate, the last flight to get de-iced and, very slowly, the last plane to taxi and take off.  They served us what I can only generously call a middling dinner, and it wasn’t fast in coming—I got through Hitchcock and Killing Them Softly on the previous leg and now, 157 minutes into Zero Dark 30  before dessert (passed on both but SS went full hog) then, by 2 a.m. Toronto time, or more less my regular Vancouver bedtime, we both called it quits.  ZD30: Not exactly uplifting holiday entertainment; Act 1: Torture; Act 2: Politics (so, really, more torture); Act 3: Shot in night vision, visual torture.  Sweet dreams!  The hard, long, flat AC pods are about as good as anything going for a bit of shut eye and despite the turbulence got something approaching six hours sleep.

There was a hot breakfast, omelette or pancakes, but we both just had fresh fruit, yogurt and coffee.  Or something resembling coffee.
Mountain views flying into Santiago, Chile




The arrival into Santiago, (direct flight to Buenos Aires, just not non-stop,) was pleasant. Scrubby mountains with agricultural plateaus off of riverbeds.  Reminded me of Pakistan (where, when we wanted to fly to Hunza, had to wait for the clouds to clear because the Fokker’s didn’t fly as high as the Himalayas.  Worse, in the air, when the clouds roll in, you’re flying on a prayer.  In our case, a detour to the Swat Valley.  It’s no wonder I’m indifferent to the actual travel part of the travel.)

Everyone disembarked.  In the Santiago airport, without any instruction, we wandered aimlessly in the crowd until we intuited that we had to walk through security, go one flight up to international arrivals, walk back towards our disembarkation gate, go down one flight, and board the exact same plane we’d been on for the previous 10 hours.  Joseph Heller couldn’t have written it more ironic.

Oh, but it was sunny, some haze, but sunny and warm and lovely.  We took our sweaters off and finally felt like we’d arrived.  But we hadn’t.  Buenos Aires was still two hours away.
Actually good.  Like actually.

The Andes rise up immediately as you leave Santiago, but it takes only about 15 minutes to pass over and hit the Alberta of South America, Argentina, cattle, coffee, more cattle.  They served us probably the best meal of the lot; a fresh grilled vegetable salad with prosciutto and boconcini.  Real flavours!
The Andes as you fly east from Santiago to Buenos Aires


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